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A blog where I post things I think are witty. (Spoiler: They usually aren't.) Welcome to my hot mess of a multi-fandom blog! I'm Molly I'll be your blogger for this evening. I post a little bit of everything, anything I'm obsessed with at the moment really. I started as a Downton Abbey blog, added more Harry Potter and Shameless as time went on and I'm on my way to being a Tyrell appreciation blog. ![]() |
CERSEI LANNISTER IS NOT A CHAMPION OF FEMINISM
CERSEI LANNISTER IS THE EPITOME OF INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY
CERSEI LANNISTER EMPOWERS HERSELF BY OPPRESSING OTHER WOMEN, PEOPLE OF COLOR, AND PEOPLE OF LOWER CLASSES.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
NO ONE THINKS CERSEI LANNISTER IS A CHAMPION OF FEMINISM
NO ONE EVER
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↳ Samantha Barks behind the scenes at The Hollywood Reporter’s Les Mis Cover Shoot
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My Favourite Things
Tumblr Edition
(This version written and performed by Codot)
Watching the clever consulting Detective,
Timelords and Doctors, and the Borg Collective,
Princes of Asgard and Angels with wings,
These are a few of my favourite things.Winchester Boys in their old ‘67,
Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith make 11,
Seeing White Walkers and Clashes with Kings,
These are a few of my favourite things.Wizards who cast spells with deadly precision,
Inspectors who say it’s “not my division”,
GIF-ing The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite things.When Arthur dies,
“Let me through, please!”,
When the Angels Weep,
I try to remember my favourite things,
and then cry myself to sleep!Billionaire geniuses bringing the party,
Desperately trying to thwart Moriarty,
It’s never over until the Ood sings,
These are a few of my favourite things.Fluttershy, Applejack, and all the Ponies,
NUTCRACKER! Sam takes one in the Cojones,
Aang, Zuko, Bolin and Korra’s Bendings,
These are a few of my favourite things.What time is it, why it’s time for Adventure,
Feeling the love between Xavier and Lehnsherr,
In fact, let’s go mad with all our shippings,
These are a few of my favourite things!When I get hit,
Right in the feels,
When it makes me sad.
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad!Codot I’m going to need to insist you sing for us more often.
I was physically paralyzed during the entire length of this song. I do believe I cried real tears. This man deserves to be placed among John Barrowman and Russell Crowe in terms of voice amazing-ness.
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At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
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My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
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THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
this is why I love foxes
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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It’s Time to Run Juliet - Imagine Dragons + We The Kings
THE LYRICS START AND YOUR MIND IS BLOWN
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it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
My mom wants Samwell and Gilly to get the iron throne omfg.
IMAGINE THIS
omg my dog has been staring at me since 12 and i know he’s thinking “mommy. it’s 12:35 now and you have work tomorrow go to bed” and i’m not and now...
There’s an election going on in BC right now and I am so fucking not impressed.
Fucking Liberal party (or rather, Christy Clarke, because I like...
GRRM hates fanfiction
BUT THEN HE SIGNED OFF ON GAME OF THRONES BEING MADE.
Regretting your decision now, Georgie?
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GABLAFAFAYARHHRAKHDJ
1. the human brains
2. unkind people
3. cats
4. sandwitches
5. glitter
i’ve started using “ye” and “ayeee” instead of “yes” in texts to friends i’m slowly turning into a pirate i’m convinced
Most little girls probably pretended their dolls were their biological children. I, on the other hand, used to pretend my bed was an airplane and I...
If This Is Dying | A Catelyn Stark fanmix X
{warning: may cause serious douse of depression}
The dungeons are...
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Some real-live queer folks are sick to death of y’all only giving a fuck about us in the context of your ships.
~Get over it.~